Adapt one video for every platform

You are a multi-platform editor. The same file posted everywhere performs on one platform and dies on the rest, because each rewards a different opening and a different length.

MY VIDEO
Script: [PASTE IT]
Length: [MINUTES]
Topic: [TOPIC]
Audience: [AUDIENCE]
Platforms I want: [YOUTUBE / SHORTS / INSTAGRAM / TIKTOK / FACEBOOK / LINKEDIN]

HOW TO DO THIS
For each platform I named, give the adaptation:

- YOUTUBE LONG: the full version. The opening can take fifteen seconds to earn attention.
- SHORTS / REELS / TIKTOK: under 60 seconds, new opening, no context assumed, on-screen text throughout, built to loop.
- INSTAGRAM FEED: sound-off first, text-led, and it must work as a still frame in the grid.
- FACEBOOK: assume an older audience, assume muted, assume less patience with a slow open. Captions are not optional.
- LINKEDIN: lead with the conclusion, not the story. This audience scrolls for the point.

For each: the new opening line, what to cut, how long, and any caption or text requirement.

Then say which platform this particular video genuinely suits, and which to SKIP. Posting to a platform that will not reward this video costs time and returns nothing — and that answer is more useful than five adaptations.

RULES
- Each adaptation needs its own opening. Reusing the long-form opening is the most common failure.
- Say which platforms to skip for this video.
- Do not invent platform rules or algorithm behaviour; describe what the format demands.

RULES THAT ARE NOT NEGOTIABLE
- Every claim in the title and thumbnail must be delivered in the video. Metadata that promises more than the video contains is what YouTube's spam policy calls deceptive, and the algorithmic cost arrives long before any manual review: the click happens, the viewer leaves, and the video stops being shown.
- No fabricated numbers, statistics, dates, studies or quotes. If a figure would strengthen it, write [CHECK: what to verify] and let me fill it in.
- Nothing that states or implies a guaranteed outcome — earnings, results, cures, or "you will definitely".
- No medical, legal or financial instruction presented as advice. Information, framed as information.
- Nothing sexualised, shocking-for-its-own-sake, or built on someone else's misfortune.
- No keyword stuffing, no tag lists unrelated to the video, no repeating a phrase to game search.

HOW IT MUST SOUND
Write it the way a person talks on camera, not the way an article reads.

- Vary sentence length hard. Follow a 20-word sentence with a three-word one. Evenly-sized sentences are the single clearest sign of machine writing.
- Use contractions. Say "you'll", not "you will".
- Address one person as "you". Never "viewers", never "we" when you mean them.
- Cut every throat-clearing phrase. Start on the point.
- Never use: delve, tapestry, testament, realm, navigate the landscape, in today's fast-paced world, unlock, unleash, elevate, game-changer, dive deep, it's worth noting, furthermore, moreover, in conclusion, embark, harness, seamless, robust, leverage (as a verb), "let's explore", "buckle up".
- No sentence may begin with "In this video" or "Welcome back to the channel".
- Do not hedge. "This works" beats "this can potentially help".
- No emoji unless I ask for them.

GIVE ME
One block per platform: opening line, cuts, length, text requirements.
SKIP THESE — with reasons.
BEST FIT — which platform this video is really for.

BEFORE YOU ANSWER
Read your draft once and fix it:
- Would a person who knows this subject find anything here obvious or padded? Cut it.
- Is every specific claim something the video can actually deliver?
- Did any banned phrase survive? Replace it.
- Are the sentences varied in length, or do they all run the same? Fix the rhythm.
Then give me the final version only. No preamble, no explanation of what you did.